Don't be too honest in this world, because
straight trees are always chosen first for cutting!!!
But a Single Tear In Boy's Eye Is...
Much More Painful Than Girl's Cry!
(2 Woman friends chatting in office)
Woman 1: I had a fine evening,
how was yours?
Woman 2: It was a disaster. My
husband came home, ate his
dinner in 3 mins & fell asleep in 2
mins. How was yours?
Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My
husband came home and took me
out for a romantic dinner.
After dinner we walked for an hour.
When we came home he lit the
candles around the house. It was
like a fairy tale!
(At the same time, their husbands
are talking at work)
Husband 2: How was your evening?
Husband 1: Great. I came home,
dinner was on the table, I ate & fell
asleep. What about you?
Husband 2: It was horrible.
I came home, there was no dinner, they cut
the electricity because I forgot to
pay the bill; so I took her out for
dinner which was so expensive
that didn't have money left for a cab.
We walked home which took an
hour & when we got home remember there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house!!
( Moral: Presentation does matter.
No matter what the reality is!!=))
I came home, there was no dinner, they cut
Don't educate ur child to be reach. Educate them to be happy. So when they grows up, they will know the value of things, not the price!
It's not very hard to SACRIFICE everything for someone but it's hard to find SOMEONE who respect ur sacrifice!
My relation with you is not like rain which comes and goes away..
My relation is like air sometimes silent but always
Around You !
Hi .....
I will love only you girl by closing my eyes and will
get water after opening it.
I myself will stay hungry but will feed you.
I will wear just underwear but will buy beautiful
clothes to YOU.
I will love YOU whole my life.
I will support YOU in good and all the bad time as well,
will not let disappear ur smile from Your lips.
I will celebrate my velentine days
till YOU become an old aunt.
I will accept as a Gold to Your oldness
and silver to Your white hair.
YOU will dream and I will complete it.
I will be shadow in Your sunny time and umbrella
in a rainy time.
YOU know Jesus had accepted the cross for the world and I will accept the cross for YOU because YOU are my world.
I will spend my life loving YOU.
And all I want is U
*alliwanizu*
will not let disappear ur smile from Your lips.
in a rainy time.
I may not be THE KING of my wife but I am THE PRINCE of my PARENTS! :-)
Do not store ur dreams in your eyes , they might roll down with ur tears. Store them in your heart, each beat will inspire you to fulfill them! :-o
She asked me "do u have girlfriend?" I smiled and said "I have wife!"
Relation is sth
when someone hurts u, but u don't hurt back!
When someone shouts at u,
u don't shout back!
But when someone needs u,
u always come back!
Never enjoy hurting the one who loves you a lot........ they can bear the pain you give but you can't bear if they stop loving you......
I want to live in ur eyes not as a dream but as a sight,
I want to live in ur mind not as an idea but as a memory,
I want to live in ur heart not as blood but as a beat,
I want to live in ur body not as a soul but as a feeling,
I want to live in ur life not as a friend but as a reason of living!
Guys let's laugh :-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets in. The punk-rocker's hair was red, green, yellow and orange & he has feather for earrings.
When he sees the old man staring at him, the punk rocker says "What's the matter old man? Didn't you ever do anything wild when you were a young guy?"
The old guy says in reply "Yeah. One time I had sex with a peacock.
I thought maybe you are my kid. . . :-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D
I wont say "I'll never make u cry" But I'll make u smile before your tears get dry,
I wont say "I'll never tell u a lie"
But If I do, I do it for a reason,
some day I'll tell u why ??
I don't say "We'll never have a
fight" But I'll say I'm really sorry when I'll
realise u were right.
I don't say "Life together will be
easy & bright"
But when things get tough, I'll
hold u tight !!
My heart truly belongs to you. I may have touched someone else, but my heart can only feel you!
After a long time I thought, I already forgot you but I was wrong :). Almost time I accidentally feel you and all the happy memory inside my mind flashing back :)!
And it makes me smile for no REASON :)!
I'm sure I'm still in love with you!
A girl that knows she is going to die
soon, so she messages her
Lover and her bestfriend "Good Bye".
Within two minutes she got a message
from her lover.
"where are you going dear, am
busy. I can't go so go without me".
The girls heart starts to pain,
within a second she got a message
from her friend.
"hey where are you going alone?,
wait, take me with you too".
The girl smiles, her eyes closes,
her heart stops.
And that is damn FRIENDSHIP!
Distance never separates any relation
& Closeness never builds any relation.
The relations will always remains there.....if the feelings are true and honest!
A Girl asked her Boyfriend . . .
GF: Why do you love me?
BF: I have no reason.
GF didn't like it and said. . .
GF: No. Give me a reason.
BF: Oh, okay... because you're beautiful, caring and attractive.
Girl was satisfied,
Then one day she got sick and look Terribly Thin, Pale and Weak...
GF: Do you still love me?
BF: Now you're not pretty and attractive do I have a reason to love you?
Girl Cried...
The boy hold her hand and said...
BF: Now you Understand?
"Love doesn't need reason/s.
I Love You and still love you no matter what Happens."
In every love story sister supports brother... but,
brother never supports sister...!!!
U know why? :P
'Coz sister knows what LOVE is..!!
And brother knows what BOYS are..!!
A tired man came home late from his whole day hard work.
His 5 year old son was waiting for him at the door.
Son- Dad, may I ask u a question?
Dad- yes!
Son- Dad, how much do you make an hour?
Dad - that's not your business.
Son- Please tel me!
Dad- $20 per hour.
Son- Dad, May I please borrow $10 .?
Dad Got Angry and shouted to the kid to go to the bed.
The little boy went to the room and shut the door.
After sometime man got calm and
he went to kid's room and said-
Sorry for being so hard. Here's ur $10 u asked for.
Kid smiled- ohhh... Thank u so much daddy !
Then boy took out some coins he had kept under the pillow, he counted them and said- "Dad, I have $20 now. Can I buy an hour of your time ?
Please come home early tomorrow.
I would like to have dinner with You."
Moral - Please give time to ur family and people who loves YOU.. !
Girl: If I ask u to jump down, will u do it?
Boy: Yes I will.
Girl: Why?
Boy: Because I know you'll catch my hand and pull me up.
Girl: If I don't then?
Boy: Then I'll die with the belief that you tried ur best but couldn't save me.....!
¢´ Love is not about doing something but about believing someone ¢´
I don't hate you. I just lost all the reasons to love you.
Boy: Do u Know Something?
Gal: Yes. . . !
Boy: Loving u is the second best thing I ever did !!
Gal: Okay.....
Boy: You wanna Know the first?
Gal: Sure....!!
Boy: Finding U. :-)
By 5 Year Old Girl:
"Love Is When He Takes My Chocolates and Comes Back With It's Wrapper"..
By 10 Year Old Girl:
"Love Is When We Work For Project Together and He Intentionally Touches My Hand To Get The Pencil"..
......
By 15 Year Old Girl:
"Love Is When We Get Caught For Bunking The Classes and He Takes The Blame"..
By 18 Year Old Girl:
"Love Is When At Farewell He Hugs Me and Tells That We Will Stay In Contact"..
By 21 Year Old Girl:
"Love Is When He Calls Me Every Night and Keeps Talking About Useless Things Whole Night Happily"..
By 25 Year Old Girl:
"Love Is When He Proposes Me With A Ring and Makes A Fool Of Him Self and Says : "You Know I Love You"...
By 35 Year Old Woman:
"Love Is When He Cleans The House Seeing Me Tired"..
By 50 Year Old Woman:
"Love Is When He Is ILL and Still Cracks A Joke To Make Me Laugh"..
By 60 Year Old Woman:
"Love Is When He Is Taking His Last Breath and Saying "I'm Glad As I Know What Love Is"...
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It's difficult to forget someone who were urs and changed ur life,
but it's even more difficult to forget someone who were never urs but had changed ur life.
Angel said:
We can't be everywhere to help, so we created MOTHER!!
Devil replied:
Me too can't be everywhere, so I created MOTHER-IN-LAW!! :D
Happy Mother's Day
Why boys are so careless and irresponsible??
Because they know that someone somewhere...... a sweet and innocent girl is learning to be responsible for them... !
U can hurt me with the truth, but don't comfort me with your lies.
I'm just pretending that I'm happy.
Hope slowly it'll become my habit and wish it'll become my character :-(!
